MORAIN CITY POLICE DATABASE
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ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS DATABASE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH A MEMETIC KILL AGENT. ACCESSING CONFIDENTIAL FILES WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. AND AS ALWAYS,
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2001 2002 2003 … 2010
KILLJOY has two arcs (currently), with one taking place 9 years prior to current-day. You'll find familiar, missing, or all new faces depending on the time period you select.
Welcome, ROBERT ZHANG.
What would you like to access?CURRENT TIME: 5:33:46 PM
May 17, 2001
INTERNAL_NOTE_6667: this system's a [EXPLETIVE] joke mate. "memetic kill agent" you pay me minimum wage. i aint comin to work tomorrow btw suck my [EXPLETIVE] fat [EXPLETIVE]*
Welcome, ROBERT ZHANG.
What would you like to access?CURRENT TIME: 11:26:01 PM
September 12, 2011
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MORAIN'S MOST WANTED
HIGH ALERT
All other investigations have been temporarily ceased until the termination of “Yonkie.”
| NAME “Yonkie” (Suspected to go under other names, including Sunny or Suraj Yonkovich) |
| DOB 08/12/1970 |
| APPEARANCE Middle aged adult of South Asian descent with black hair and stupid-looking mustache. |
| CURRENT WHEREABOUTS ??? |
| RISK LEVEL EXTREME |
"SOLUTIONS, INC." EMPLOYEE DATABASE
Noor, stop changing the fonts.
FUCK OFF!!!!!
Noor on the cover of Mayhem! Magazine
| NAME Noor Khalil dont wear it out yea? |
| SEX Female |
| BLOOD TYPE O- |
| DOB 08/13/1984 |
| APPEARANCE Young adult of African descent. Wears a black hijab and |
| RISK LEVEL Low |
| NOTES Noor has a history of repeatedly hacking into the database to add vulgar internal notes. Despite multiple warnings, they do not cease. maybe if ya security was as tight as the stick up ye arse |
INFORMATION
Bassist of Lucretic, an all-female metal band.
Self-proclaimed punk.
Full-time student at P.S 49.
Noor was born and raised in Stovies, Morain. Growing up in a small community of Scottish immigrants, she developed this grating, god-awful accent.
Despite her shortcomings, Noor has proven herself useful with her expertise on bypassing cybersecurity measures. Noor has also shown to increase employee retention rate by 76% as she intimidates most working there. She's not the most enthusiastic, but she does what I tell her.RZ
date mislabeled, ignore
Bo on the cover of Solutions Inc. branded magazine
| NAME Bo [FULL NAME EXPUNGED] |
| SEX Male? (...We don't know what's in his pants) |
| BLOOD TYPE B+ |
| DOB 04/20/1961 |
| APPEARANCE Middle-aged adult of East Asian descent. Has yellow petals (that smell sweet), facial piercings, and is bald. |
| RISK LEVEL [EXPUNGED] |
| NOTES do not ask this guy about his petals |
INFORMATION
Bo currently serves as Chairman of Solutions Inc. He continues to also work as general manager for the Morain property.
| NAME Helga Diomande “Thorn” |
| SEX Female |
| BLOOD TYPE A+ |
| DOB 01/13/1971 |
| APPEARANCE Middle-aged adult of African descent with white hair and a missing right eye. |
| RISK LEVEL Extreme |
| NOTES |
Beginning from a young age, Thorn displayed exceptional combat abilities and intelligence and was quickly recruited into Morain’s Special Combat Division.After losing her right eye to [DATA EXPUNGED] she was found and raised by a crime syndicate of nuns going under the name “Stained Glass”.Helga was recruited to Solutions Inc. due to her exceptional skill. When questioned on whether she still pledged loyalty to the nuns, she grit her teeth and said, quote, “I’ll kill every last one of them.”
| NAME tooth |
| SEX boy |
| BLOOD TYPE ??? |
| DOB ??? |
| APPEARANCE looks like animal cracker |
| RISK LEVEL extreme |
| NOTES EATS FUCKING EVERYTHING. MY FUCKING FINGE;'90I[OLYIU/WGMJ |
Frequently on clean-up duty.
Does not speak English.
Tooth is believed to be raised by a female grizzly bear in the woods just outside Dead Man's Run. After the sudden death of his mother, he is extremely hostile towards unfamiliar individuals.
Tooth has threatened to sue for illegal employment of children. After being given a steak, he has taken down all claims.
| NAME Will Adkins “Joy” |
| SEX Male |
| BLOOD TYPE O- |
| DOB 05/15/1968 |
| APPEARANCE Middle-aged adult of European descent with dark brown hair and a distinct facial scar wrapping around his face. |
| RISK LEVEL Extreme |
| NOTES |
GLORY TO SAINT MORAIN.
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